Some #cybermonday stuff

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I have available for download the Four Hour I Ching Course I taught on this ancient Chinese Oracle,

Learn to throw and interpret a reading, the origin and history of I Ching, special tricks

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And I added a whole bunch of Gold Metallic ink Prints of my artwork HERE:


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Protect your Candle from the Wind ; Exterior Circumstances Can Not Defeat All Things Do not be Fooled into REACTIONARY DEFENSES

“Emotions run between hope and fear leading to inconsistency in character. The result is not only a lack of success but an undermining of self esteem. Calm the turbulent waters of your emotions and hold to your inner consistency. Vacillating with a lack of commitment to success leads to failure. Liberation shows that you need to keep your mind free of fear in moving forward. Hope is not the same thing as commitment.”   –Hexagram 32.3


Hope and fear are both polarized extremes.


And uncentered

Both exhibit


And fantasy

Reality rarely follows these phantoms

But rather


Ever focused

On centering

The equilibrium

That is Nature

In order to become humans

That reflect Nature

We must accept reality

And work to change

According to its laws

Of homeostasis

We must center


(your center is a fire that is spirit it is in your heart)

And avoid polarizing extremes

That cause separation

Of mind body and spirit

In order

to remain

In balance

That is TAO

There is negative

There is positive

And there is neutral

One contains the other two

There is red

and there is blue

and there is Purple


To shift consciousness in order to alter and evolve humanity,

this will not come through legislature or political reform.

This will come from the inside of the hearts and minds of human beings.

to change the outside we must change the inside.

The more humans who go neutral and HOLD THE TAO

the less likely humanity is




become the Alchemical Hermaphrodite

the Alchemical wedding

Adam Kadmon the Androgyn



-White Witch



The Vagina Exorcism

The Client came in.

Her main complaint?

Yeast infections.

The damn things would not go away.

She got them every month without fail.  She was extremely upset.  As one would imagine.

She had tried all manner of remedies, it wasn’t as if she was just hanging out being all like “hey cool, yeast infection!”

No, she was battling, it was war.  Nothing was working.

So I had an idea.

Most people view demonic possession as being taken over by, say, Abbadon, or something, but there is in fact ANOTHER kind of possession.

In the bible it is referred to as an invasion of an “unclean spirit”, who are responsible for causing disease.



Now, just because you happen to have the misfortune of acquiring an unclean spirit does NOT mean you are filthy.  It can happen to the best of us.  Even the most beautiful of Vaginas can incur some sort of unsavory event.

So I thought, Candida is a parasite, an INVADING entity. Why not treat it like a kind of possession attempting to take over the client’s body?

We consulted I Ching, the response we got was good old GU. Hexagram 18.

If you see what Lise says about it:

   Everybody has alien influences embedded in his soul. Many are hidden; one does not even know they exist. It seems as if they are part of the personality. Especially those one collected in childhood.
   In order to live one’s own life and one’s own fate, one has to get rid of them. The more one succeeds, the more happiness, strength and health will come back.

So I decided to give her an Exorcism to remove the Alien invader.

Now, in many older texts describing such entities, Jesus just shows up and kind of pops them off like bottle caps.  But That’s Jesus.  How about regular folk?  When Jesus is, you know, waiting for the apocalypse and isn’t exorcizing anyone anymore.

Is it just “tough luck” for the ol gal?

Well, I did some research and discovered, some techniques using something sweet to “lure” the unclean spirit out.  So we got an apple to be our GU vacuum cleaner, to extract the candida.

I was getting set up with the client, and I was wondering if maybe we should set up some ANGEL sigils, from the key of solomon, to help give me some mojo, since I am not of course, Jesus, when at that VERY moment, I received a text from my famous Clairvoyant friend which read:

Message from archangel Michael!!! Play with Fire and you get burned!!!!

So I decided against the use of angel sigils (actually I still haven’t used them, ever)

Instead we progressed with our apple, using a sympathetic magic technique of transference, we placed the Gu in the apple, then buried it.

When the ritual was complete she went on her way.

I got a message from her later, NO CANDIDA that month! Nor the next month either!!!

But drat, oh drat, on the third moon cycle it had returned.

BUT! she had gotten two free months, where as before it was incessant.  Perhaps we had it on the run?

What she noticed was that her ingestion of certain food would bring it back.  It was a hunger demon, that just wanted to eat what it wanted.  SUGAR.

So it seems that exorcisms (or mine anyway) are not for evs, but require maintenance with discipline as well.

It made sense.

You can make your bed everyday, and then if you stop making it, well, it gets messy again.

Demon wise it made sense too

An ALCOHOL DEMON must not be fed!!!!  Or it returns full force upon the victim, even if it has been totally eradicated through starvation.

So, the key we discovered was an echo of the teachings of I Ching and the ancient taoists:

Don’t FEED the GU.

If you get messed up, and something gnarly gets in you, in order to not get taken over by it, (this is really even about emotions if you want to get all uber psychologikal) you MUSN’T send it sustenance, if you can help it.  (and don’t judge yourself if you get taken over by a powerful GU, like say ebola, we can only try against these things really.  But why not try?)

Jesus might have exorcized the entire planet earth for all we know, Like a mother running after her messy children trying to keep her house up.

but that did not get rid of the demons, because people kept feeding them.  Probably not on purpose, mostly.  Obviously some people do it on purpose.

So I thought maybe it isn’t like you can “get rid” of some of these things, like anger, or fear, or candida, or Abbadon, we can only try to consciously keep them at bay to the best of our abilities, by watching our own actions.

NONE of this is to say you shouldn’t go to the doctor either.  Quite the contrary.  Use EVERYTHING.  In the battle against the GU, treat it like energy, like an invader, like a bad boyfriend, like a naughty child, get a diagnosis from a professional.  Be creative.

The Catholic church is pretty uptight with what they recognize as a “real” demonic invasion needing an exorcism.

But what if some demons look like this:





I just don’t think that is so weird.




The Walls have Eyes

She was a return client,

We had read many times before.  She started to figure out that she could talk to I Ching, like she was having a conversation.

So when she phrased her questions now she did it speaking directly to the I Ching, not to me.

She said, I Ching, I have this new book I got, it has a bunch of techniques in it to improve my spirituality, how about if I do them?

I Ching’s response:

Hexagram 30.

At first glance this looked very positive, Hexagram 30 is “enlightenment” or awareness, consciousness, clarity, all the things you would ideally want to get from a spiritual technique.  Looked good that the book had some good stuff in it for her, but then I remembered something else;

That hexagram, the image is a bird on fire or a bird of light captured, I always affiliate it with a phoenix



I told her about the image and the phoenix and her face went blank and then she started freaking out,

Maj!! She said! Oh my God!!!

Inside of her book, she withdrew a bookmark that had been shoved in haphazardly.  On the bookmark was a huge phoenix.  Bright and firey as the sun.

It felt very much as if she asked about her book, a physical object in the room with her, and I Ching was all, oh yea, that book right there?  the one with the phoenix in it?  As if it had eyeballs that it could see with.

Suddenly we both got a feeling in our bellies and it was like I Ching was there with us,  a sentient being all its own watching us.

We both started to laugh in wonder, and decided it was in fact, a good book for her.




The Hungry Ghost

I picked up the phone.

She said she didn’t know what to do or who to talk to.

Calm down I said, just explain what happened.  Her Grandmother had died she said.  But she wasn’t gone.  Since she died, her four year old daughter has begun talking like her.  She believes she is now possessed by the spirit of her great grandmother.  She had been to three separate Reiki therapists, none of them knew each other, they all said the same thing.  There was a spirit that had grabbed onto her heart.

Her four year old had taken to talking to herself, in an unfamiliar voice, repeating the number “98” (the age of the Grandmother when she passed.) and shouting that she wanted to leave.  She kept asking if she was ok.

Did she have a proper funeral? I asked.  Yes, yes everything normal.  Try giving her an offering, I said, at her grave.  Have you been to her grave?  No they hadn’t.  In ancient China they had a tradition, to keep ancestors from becoming hungry ghosts, they would cook them a meal and bring them offerings, that might work.

Ok, ok I said, lets see if I Ching can help us figure out what to do.

First question:

Is the spirit of the dead great grandmother possessing the child?

The response:

Hexagram 57.2—>53


The image for Hexagram 57 is of two hands placing a meat offering on the alter for the dead ancestors. WOW!  Its exactly what I just said!

The line read (from “Total I Ching” by Dr. Stephen Karcher):

“Subtle penetration is also a healing ritual.  You must penetrate to the core of this old story, full of sexual intrigue and dark ancestors.  Use intermediaries, who can see and call the spirits, and diviners, who know the past.  Get to the bottom of it and free yourself from its grasp.  This is not a mistake.”

I said, I think you should take some food to her grave, make her a dinner or something.

Can we ask it what I should do?  She said.

Of course!

Second question:

What should I do regarding my dead Grandmother haunting my daughter?


Hexagram 27.4—>21

Hexagram 27 is literally “NOURISHING”, daily bread, things that go in and out of our mouths.  Hexagram 21 is biting through.

Both hexagrams are specifically the mouth and things going into it.  This was the line:

“The source of nourishment is disturbed.  This action will shake things up and free you.  Search out the new with the ferocity and passion of a tiger.  Be full of force and concentration.  This energy is not a mistake, it brings light and clarity to the situation.  Bite through obstacles.

How did she die? I asked her.

She starved to death, she was a diabetic, she replied.

Ooooohhhh, she wants to eat, I said!  Yes, yes, go with your daughter and take her some food to the grave and eat a meal with her.  Make her favorite thing.

Last question:

Will taking her food at her grave solve the problem?


Hexagram 29

Ghost river, or Earth pit (grave).

Again, from Karcher;

“its symbols are rushing water, holes, pits, snares, tombs and graves…the deep center where the dead live…It represents a critical moment that requires courage and determination in the face of great fear engendered by the presence of the ghost world.”

Good luck I told her,

I hope it worked.