Ok you guys,
I think I figured everything out.
And here is my plan.
So, these anti-immigration laws, they are really not strong enough, they are kind of wimpy, like certainly not the strongest most forceful, go all the way, take it to the limit kind of laws.
Let’s go all the way baby.
Let’s go big or go home.
What America needs to do now
To rectify the dilemma of really being JUSTICE driven and EQUAL and RIGHTEOUS and FAIR to ALL without placing undo burden upon any one group of people
The solution is clearly:
To order all non-Native Americans to go back to their country of origin.
This will be judged not only on an individual basis, but of each individual’s heritage and ancestry.
All individuals shall immediately report back to their country of origin, hence go back to where they came from.
This is the only true solution to the immigration debate in America. For these immigration laws must be applied to all and not only limited groups of people, for that is un-American and anti-constitutional. All for one and one for all.
If your ancestors are from Europe, well, that’s where you go.
If your ancestors are from Africa back you go my friend (note: even those stolen from Africa by other immigrant Americans (people thieves who immigrated here to American from other places, mostly Europe) to import them to America will still ,regardless ,now be deported back to Africa, sorry for the mix up)
This will leave America as she was originally. In her Former Greatness, we can make her that Great again, as she was before, originally.
With only Native Americans whose land it ACTUALLY IS.
And everyone else can try and squeeze back into their land of origin.
If you happen to be of mixed race, well, good luck chuck. You will have to fight that one out in your own mind, we cant be responsible for everything.
If your family is of mixed race,
Well that’s rough but, oops!
Looks like ya’ll can and try and find new friends and family of your own kind on your own land.
And no more going into any one else’s land
Everyone just stay put where you belong
And don’t move a muscle.
And quit spying on other people from other land’s shit and ripping it off. Just because you have atrophied your creativity keep it to your self. And no more internet, who needs to talk to everyone all the time?
Quit taking shit from other people and from other lands.
Keep your hands to your self
NO sexual relations with any people from any other lands at any time is permitted!
Also you can only have certain kinds of sex
No butt sex for SURE
And also just gender traditional sex ONLY EVER.
Because we don’t like that other funny business.
This will also totally solve the problem of racism.
Because each race will just be them and no one else.
No one will hate other races because you will never see any other race.
out of sight out of mind.
how can you get mad at someone if you never see them? Am I right or am I right, think about it like a break up that is just best for everyone involved.
I mean we obviously can’t get along with each other, we tried but failed.
It’s ok to admit when you are wrong.
No other race will touch or talk to you again ever!!!!
And we will freeze time here and each land and country shall stand as it is now
Tough luck if you disagree, them’s the breaks.
You get what you get and you don’t get upset.
No cross overs!!!
No take backs!!!
Again if you are already mixed, like a poor bastard mongrel,
Well tough shit, that’s not our problem.
This plan is called
And is the evacuation of all non Native Americans
Back the country of heritage origin
To be determined by mandatory DNA testing
Oh PS we cant guaruntee that your country of origin will allow you back in,
Oh no, not at all.
Its all up in the air
I mean, it’s a total crap shoot.
Maybe they will, maybe not,
Maybe youll die in a boat on the way over, who knows
We cant say for sure.
But good luck
Ok that’s what we just have to do in order to apply these laws to every American and not a select few.
Sorry but fair is fair.
Best of luck every one.
These laws will be enforced by the United States Military until such time as everyone is removed and then they themselves will leave.
Ok I think that about covers it.
(please note, this satirical piece is lovingly dedicated to Jonathan Swift)
and Justice for all, don’t dish out what you can’t eat
The White Witch